A wonderland of pinball...

So they're mcfly. And they're covering the who. I know. Let's check it out...

I hope you, like me, were pleasantly surprised by that. Now all they need is a talented song writer behind them.

Sophie x

'Bev' and 'Kev' can fuck right off.

That is all.

Sophie x

Langham up to dry...

Paedogeddon is back with a vengeance! Chris Langham was in trial yesterday for 15 counts of making indecent images of children. "The case was adjourned to 28 June for police to complete forensic reports"...i.e. they have to find some sort of evidence they suddenly realised?

Join me in following the progress of this case as we pray for innocence. If for nothing more than the fact that he is my only contact in TV and I want work experience. But more importantly, he's a great entertainer and seems like a really top bloke.

Comment to show your support or to shout at my blind innocence and trust.

Sophie x

p.s. Do you like the title of this post? The Sun, here I come!!

Imagine putting marmite on the Lord.

This new product from I Want One Of Those (.com) allows us to all share in one bread from the comfort of our own homes. Or even better, cooked bread*! The cunning device cooks your bread into a crispy dextrinised delight BUT leaves a bready uncooked remain in the image of the Virgin Mother . Kitch, I assume, is the desired intention - oh, chocolate fingers, how MARVELOUS! - but I'm not sure what I think of it.

Til then,

Sophie x

*Toast

Let's get saucy this evening....

Oh yehhhh. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahha. Oh God YES! Hahahaha

Sophie x

Sunday

So it's Sunday. You know what I mean? Of course you do. Check me out sporting my new shades. Can you dig it? Of course you can.
Today the issue is tea... We ran out, so I had to go and buy some. They only had PG pyramids, so they'll have to do. I now have tea. Adventure over.

So let's talk about something more interesting. I need a spark word. Alice?....Weather. Ok, thanks Alice...erm (Alice is my ever loyal flatmate from Kings Lynn daaarlin)

Weather* or not you like it, sometimes it rains, sometimes it's sunny. Today...glum. Recently though it has been nice and sunny here in Bournemouth, which means... Barbecues! Woo yeh. When the Man visiteth, we went to a lovely barbecue at Scottish and Ginger's house (see how I give people mysterious pseudonyms....they're mysterious aren't they?). It involved drinking, smoking and a bonfire I created with the help of Essex (not the entire county, it's another fabulously mysterious pseudonym).
It was rockin, marshmallows entered and the party took on a new swing. Looking forward to seeing Irish's pictures from the evening. Weather...there's no avoiding it. Unless you stay in.

After making my acting debut, I shall be making my directing debut. Oh yeh, I have the chair ready, and I'm practising pulling a luvvy (you should have seen me when I found out we had run out of tea. There were tears) It's for a drink driving awareness short film. Seemed boring at first, but it's going well.

Then when that's all finished it's fun and frolics of the summer ball! Any fancy dress suggestions, please leave a comment...

Then after that, I'll be singing Pie Jesu from Faure's requiem for the Uni choir. Wish me luck, first big solo.

I'll leave you to do something else now. Why not make a cup of tea, unless you've run out...

Sophie x

*not typo, shit pun...about time, they were promised ages ago...see above.

Meringues

David Blaine is all pruney in his water submersion...is that tautoligical? It's like the longest bath in the world how pruney he is.

I have been discussing baths recently. Hot straight away, tepid then add the hot, not too hot on the balls, etc etc.

Hey, what's your favourite planet? Mine's the sun. I think it's cos it's like the king of all planets.
Hey, Mad cow disease, that was here for a bit, then it went away. your thoughts?

Will Ferrel. Fantastic.

Thank you and goodnight.

Sophie x