Imagine putting marmite on the Lord.

This new product from I Want One Of Those (.com) allows us to all share in one bread from the comfort of our own homes. Or even better, cooked bread*! The cunning device cooks your bread into a crispy dextrinised delight BUT leaves a bready uncooked remain in the image of the Virgin Mother . Kitch, I assume, is the desired intention - oh, chocolate fingers, how MARVELOUS! - but I'm not sure what I think of it.

Til then,

Sophie x

*Toast