***BREAKING NEWS***

Britney has shaved her head.

But now the headlines.

-Martin Kemp has just taken back a DVD after discovering it was region one and he only has a region two dvd player.

-Anthony Warrel-Thompson has bought full fat milk. Is he tipping over the edge?

-Science from Big Brother has a hangnail. Sources say it is reported to "really hurt".

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Keep it tabloid,

Sophie x