new ditty

Look! Ewan's got his cock out!
Celebrity nudity database... Ewan Mcgregor is no4 top male. GO EWAN!

11 naked films, I've only seen 6 of them. Must try harder.

Of course due to nature of this blog, I am naked as I post, I do not mean literally, but I am sure you understand. No? Must try harder.

So as un homage to crap blog poetry, here is my nudity ditty:

Nuditty (Slam the pun home)

Let's all get naked, our souls dripping
From our open pores.
Let's all get naked, and have sex
With whores.

Naked, naked, nudity,
Bits out, bits out, my new ditty.

Let's get our bits out, and throw our genitalia
In the face of foes.
Let's get our tits out, and slap them in the faces
Of hoes.

Naked, naked, nudity,
Bits out, bits out, my new ditty.

What ho, an apple, eat it Eve, you've got horrible
Tits, hide em.
'Phew!' says Adam, cheers snake, I was
Gonna vom.

Naked, naked, nudity,
Bits out, bits out, my new ditty.

SLJohnson copyright 2006

That is all...

Sophie x